These guys must work for the government
I couldn't make this up if I tried:
The federal government spent $62 million on a building to store and treat low-level radioactive waste at a California nuclear weapons laboratory, then decided the structure wasn't secure enough. So where is the waste kept now? Under tents.
Yeah. We're serious about security. Maybe we should put Barney the purple dinosaur in charge of the project. At least people would run, screaming in abject terror, at the sight of him.